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Tim and Timber will amuse, inform and delight.
Also, Timber will horrify you with what he comes out with. (Timber does it to me! I don't see why you should be
different. I don't know where he gets it from.)
Timber Wolf explains his philosophy in rap:
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"I'm powerful, I'm psychic, I'm Timber, I'm free
And if you had guts, you'd just be like me.
I take from the weak, to give to the strong.
That's nature's way; don't tell me it's wrong.
"Do you feel weak? Do you have the blues?
If you feel low, remember to choose.
Are you part of the herd? or part of the pack?
If you need to be culled, I'm sure to attack."
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I told you he was a wolf! An honest predator explains things to the humans
who have forgotten that they are (usually) at the top of the food chain,
and why.
There is no group or issue that Timber's essential and timeless philosophy of
ecological balance (i.e. predation) cannot enlighten. Are you part of the herd? or part of the pack? In
either case Timber can explain issues in terms everyone can understand. Tech
stock meltdown? "Caribou disappearing", says Timber. Human
conflict? World peace? Teenagers? Sex? God? Commerce? Don't get him
started.
Contact Tim
to arrange a speaking gig for Timber. Or phone 1-613-789-5397.
See Timber's Christmas Carol,
"Hunting in the Snow" The
illustrations by Albert Prisner are hysterical, my lyrics merely clever.
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Timber was the winner of the Big
Hook Award at the Big Hook Conference on the Internet (September,
2001). The Big Hook consists of a gigantic lure for sharks. The Big
Hook Conference is an invitation-only event for Internet cognoscenti.
Timber's explanation of the tech-stock meltdown started his public career.
He then went on to the Grindstone Group for its annual fall conference.
Timber is available when he is not chasing deer in the Gatineau Hills.
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Do you need to be culled? - Timber's perpetual question. Well, do you? |
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